demagogol:

do you ever have that moment where your internal monologue gets too sarcastic for your brain and you accidentally say part of it aloud

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

tupacabra:

nigga just ate a booty flake

vocaroo:

my grandma was playing in the apple store

vocaroo:

my grandma was playing in the apple store

precumming:

oomshi:

Home Alone is soooooo inaccurate that kid didnt even jack off once in like three movies smh smh

i guess u havnt seen the uncut version

jrne:

vvaddles:

you smoke WHAT

wildcats

madturbating:

sodamnrelatable:

Those “icebreaker” games on the first day of school

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FUCKING SODAMNRELATABLE LITERALLY STEALING EVERY FUNNY POST ON THIS WEBSITE FUCK YOU SODAMNRELATABLE YOU DID NOT MAKE THIS POST THIS IS NOT YOURS JESUS CHRIST IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW UP

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die